Deliriously Realistic

Deliriously Realistic

I'm pretty awesome. That's all you really need to know.

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

mishasminions:

hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one.

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA!

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via thesassylorax)

bestnatesmithever:

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

I like to think the ghost was about to ask her on a date.
"Okay, Zerendikos…just walk up to her and tell her you like her. Just be yourself…."
"Hi, I-"
*flump* 
"AH…NEVERMIND! I GOTTA GO! I LIKE YOUR HAIR!"

bestnatesmithever:

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

I like to think the ghost was about to ask her on a date.

"Okay, Zerendikos…just walk up to her and tell her you like her. Just be yourself…."

"Hi, I-"

*flump* 

"AH…NEVERMIND! I GOTTA GO! I LIKE YOUR HAIR!"

(Source: theconjuringmovie)